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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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