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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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