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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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