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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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