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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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