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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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