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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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