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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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