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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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