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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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