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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Missy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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