Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.