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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Yoda eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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