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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ziggy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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