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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luna eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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