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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Charlie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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