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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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