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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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