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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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