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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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