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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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