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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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