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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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