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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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