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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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