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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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