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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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