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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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