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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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