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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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