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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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