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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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