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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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