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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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