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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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