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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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