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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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