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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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