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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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