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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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