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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pepper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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