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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Champ eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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