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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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