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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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