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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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