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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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