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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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