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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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