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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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