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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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