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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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