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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Toby eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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