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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Toby eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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