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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Teddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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